1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. Why are EGYPTIAN children always CONFUSED ?
Answer : Because afterdeath their DADDY becomes MUMMY.

3. Love your friends not their sisters.
Love your sisters not theirfriends.

4. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

5. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.

6. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

8. Two students were fighting at an exam hall.
Examiner asks the first one: Y R U fighting ?
Mr X : This fool left the Answer sheet BLANK.
Examiner : So What.
Mr X : Even I did the same. Now teacher may think we did COPYing.

9. Why do all MARRY ? Because Romance is NOT the ONLY element of the LIFE.
We should also know HORROR, TERROR, SUSPENSE, IRONY, STUPIDITY and TRAGEDY of LIFE.