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This Year’s “NOT MY JOB” Award!
And the winner is…
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A disappointed salesman of Pepsi (cold drink) returns from his Middle
East assignment. A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the
Arabs?” The salesman explained, “When I got posted in the Middle East,
I was very confident that I will make a good sales pitch as Pepsi is
virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn’t [...]

Driving Styles …
One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window.
- Sydney
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn
- Japan
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator…
- Boston
Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror
- New York
Both hands in air, gesturing, both [...]

Law 1: Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by manager.
Law 2: The rate of change in the work is directly proportional to the payment received from employer and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is applied.
Law [...]

You are a software guy when…
1. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
2. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don’t have e-mail addresses.
3. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial ” 0 ” to get an outside line.
4. You’ve sat at [...]

Wife: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
“Honey, when we get married, I’ll be there to share all your troubles and sorrows.”;
“But I don’t have any, my love.”
“I said, when we get married”
A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a woman [...]

Very funny & nice photo story… read it..
A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board, but there are only 4 parachutes….

The first passenger says:
“I am Ronaldo, the best football player in the world. The football world needs me, and I cannot die on my fans.”
He grabs the first parachute and [...]

1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. Why are EGYPTIAN children always CONFUSED ?
Answer : Because afterdeath their DADDY becomes MUMMY.

3. Love your friends not their sisters.
Love your sisters not theirfriends.

4. A man [...]