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Raj was at school this morning in the outskirts and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Businessman, Captain of Industry etc, but

Raj was being uncharacteristicall y quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

“My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he’ll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him.”

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Raj aside to ask him if that was really true.

“No” said Raj, “He plays cricket for India but I was just too embarrassed to say.”

New Delhi, 6th December, STI

The inmates of the Tihar Jail in New Delhi took out a protest march
today against the possible assignment of Navjot Singh Sidhu to their
cell. The comedian and ex-cricketer is to be sentenced today for his
act of murdering a 65-year old man in a road rage case in 1988.

“No way I can stand the motor mouth,” Kalu Prasad Yadav, inmate of
cell 268-C, said. “I cannot bear him for an hour during his comedy
show on Star One,” Mr. Yadav, who is himself serving a 10-year
sentence in a corruption case, said. “Imagine sharing a cell with
him. I’ll be spooked.”

Legal representative were not amused either. “The authorities should
consider this case on humanitarian basis,” Mr. Ram Chormalani
said. The lawyer is appearing on behalf of Khun Singh and was speaking
to media persons assembled outside the court. “Being in a same area as
with Sidhu and listening to him for hours is harassment and
torture. Prisoners too have their rights which cannot be trampled
upon. ”

Meanwhile, the warden of the Tihar jail, Mr. Ghosla Khosla, denied
allegations that the solitary confinement punishment is being replaced
by one where the erring inmate has to spend an entire day in a cell
with Mr. Sidhu. “We respect the rights on the inmates,” he said.

Attempts to contact the comedian were futile once Mr. Sidhu’s agents
realized this reporter was in his late fifties.

Use the Winmsd.exe Tool to Check the System Type

1.Click Start, and then click Run.
2.Type winmsd.exe in the Open box, and then click OK.
3.Locate System Type in the right pane under Item. Note the value.

If the value that corresponds to System Type is X86-based PC, the computer is running a 32-bit version of the Windows operating system.

If the value that corresponds to System Type is Itanium–based system, the computer is running a 64-bit version of the Windows operating system.

Use the Winmsd.exe Tool to Check the Processor

1.Click Start, and then click Run.

2.Type winmsd.exe in the Open box, and then click OK.

3.Locate Processor in the right pane under Item. Note the value.

If the value that corresponds to Processor starts with x86, the computer is running a 32-bit version of the Windows operating system.

If the value that corresponds to Processor starts with ia64, the computer is running a 64-bit version of the Windows operating system.

The third-party products that this article discusses are manufactured by companies that are independent of Microsoft. Microsoft makes no warranty, implied or otherwise, regarding the performance or reliability of these products.

Source : support.microsoft.com

Some important questions if you are preparing for a Java interview

Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different nothing more

Q. What do you know about the garbage collector ?
A. A person who clean the dust bin.

Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.

Q. How do you communicate in between Applets & Servlets ?
A. If they are reachable by walk ,I will go in person, else I will use phone.

Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels ,they can replace servers

Q. What is the difference between Process and Threads ?
A. Threads are small ropes.Make a rope from threads is an example for process

Q. What is the order of method invocation in an Applet ?
A. Either ascending or desending.

Q. When is update method called ?
A. Who is update method?

Q. Have you ever used HashTable and Dictionary ?
A. There is a Dictionary named Hash in my table.

Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.

Q. What is JNI ?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin’s friend.

Q. What is the base class for all swing components ?
A. A glass that can be beneath all and which is very rigid.

Q. What is JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee

Q. What is Difference between AWT and Swing ?
A. AWT is an acronym .Swing is a word.

Q. How will you call an Applet from a Java Script?
A. I will give invitation.

Q. Why do you Canvas ?
A. To get victory in election.

Q. How you can know about drivers and database information?
A. I will go and enquire in the bus depot.

Q. What is serialization ?
A. Arranging one after ther other from left to right.

Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.

Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
A. Non living things can not communicate.

Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?
A. As you wish ,I do not have any objections.

Q. What are virtual functions ?
A. Functions about which we are dreaming.

Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed,a binary tree will grow.

Q. What is the exact difference in between Unicast and Multicast object ?
A. If in a society ,if there is only one caste ,then it is Unicast, Else it is multicast.

Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which methodology will follow ?
A. Send it through courier.

Q. What is meant by flickering ?
A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.

Q. What is meant by distributed Application ?
A. Distributing application forms

Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.