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Wives are ALWAYS smarter than Husbands !!!

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them
wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules,
goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?”
“Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”¬†¬† - SUPERB

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A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day… 30,000 to a man’s 15,000.

The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men.”
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”

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A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you can be so stupid
and so beautiful all at the same time.”
The wife responded, “Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me
stupid so I would be attracted to you!”

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Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was
losing his temper.
“Be careful,” he said to his wife. “You will bring out the animal in
me.” …

“So what?” his wife shot back. “Who is afraid of a mouse?”¬† - Best One….

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A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a Rupee 500 note. In the room of 200, he asked, “Who would like this Rupee 500 note?”

Hands started going up. He said, “I am going to give this note to one of you but first let me do this.” He proceeded to crumple the note up. He then asked, “Who still wants it?”

Still the hands were up in the air. “Well,” he replied, “What if I do this?” And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now all crumpled and dirty. “Now who still wants it?” Still the hands went into the air.

“My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson.
No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth Rupee 500/-.   

Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value.You are special. Don’t ever forget it! Never let yesterday’s disappointments overshadow tomorrow’s dreams.

“VALUE HAS A VALUE ONLY IF IT’S VALUE IS VALUED”¬†