Blootics

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Once two men sat in a bar drinking. The first one said to the other ,”I have

a hell lot of family problems.” The second one said ,”I’ll tell you mine. I

married a widow having a young daughter. my father married my daughter and

so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father’s father-in-law. My

daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occured when

I had a son. My son is my father’s brother and so he my uncle. Situations

turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father’s son i.e. my brother

is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my

own grandson. And you say you have family problems”.

Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U.

Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.

Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.

Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.

Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.

Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY

 

Law 1: Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by manager.

Law 4 : Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant!

Dear God,

Please tell mom not to waste Water

With Microsoft’s Zune (said to be the ‘iPod Killer’) coming next month, the Apple fans is all set to take iPod to the next gen. of design.
The most prevalent feature in fans’ designs was a touch screen. Incorporating a touch screen into the iPod would allow the screen to take over most, if not all, of the iPod’s body, allowing for a much larger viewing area.

Design 1: The Zune Smasher - The touchscreen ipod

Design 2: But the problem with using a touch screen is that users would inevitably end up with mucked-up screen. So Apple fans attempted to solve this problem by combining a horizontal view with a scroll wheel on the side. The following designs show a bigger screen size than the current video iPod offers while keeping users’ dirty paws from blurring video quality.

Design 3: With Bluetooth kit

Design 4: The Mac iPod - with Mac interface

Design 5: iPod phone - a flip phone with touch screen and music-playing capabilities

Design 6: Garishe yellow iPod - with controls in the sides

Courtesy: iLounge & Cnet

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