Blootics

Our FRIEND WAS chatting with a female - Online chat. Background both are  s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNCs

Hero: Hey…GM (Good Morning)… How’s u doing today?

Female: VGM…Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat

Hero: wow…am honoured, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat Female: Yep…me too feel the same…Brb (be right back)’ll get some Coffee.

Hero: OK (Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)

Manager: Hey, I need some help from you

Hero: [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me

Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number, Given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?

Hero: I would do that, but I think it’s quite hard, is it ok with you, if I give it by tomorrow evening.

Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]

(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window…)

Female: Hey, am back

Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, She’s kinda… keeps asking stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work

Female: Yeah, it’s the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!

Hero: Yep, u rite!!Female: Hey, can u do me a favorHero: *smiles* sure, why not.

Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime number; given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it’s real Urgent for me to work this out

Hero: hey, that’s a one-hour’s work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour from now. ok? Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM!! AND ONE MORE POINT…. YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!

See the following amazing photos of World’s highest tennis court.

The photos are taken when Andre Agassi and the world No. 1, Roger Federer, while having friendly fight on the tennis court of Burj Al Arab(Dubai) in preparation for the Dubai Duty Free Men’s open. A security mesh was preventing possible falls ….
Burj Al Arab

Agassi

Federer

The Court

Federer and Agassi - Face to Face

impressive isn’t it?

You are a software guy when…

1. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
2. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don’t have e-mail addresses.
3. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial ” 0 ” to get an outside line.
4. You’ve sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
5. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o’clock news
6. Your boss doesn’t have the ability to do your job.
7. You have a list of 16 phone numbers to reach your family of 4
8. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards. AND…
9. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling
10. You got this email from a friend that never really talks to you, except to send you jokes from the net.

Wife: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

“Honey, when we get married, I’ll be there to share all your troubles and sorrows.”;
“But I don’t have any, my love.”
“I said, when we get married”

A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a woman just like mother!”
His father replied, “So what do you want from me, sympathy?”;

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness

On the first day of marriage, the husband is treated like god… afterthat the letters reversed ( dog )
The 3 fastest means of communication:Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

A little boy asked his mother, “Why are you crying?” “Because I’m a woman,” she told him.
“I don’t understand,” he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, “And you never will.”
Later the little boy asked his father, “Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?”
“All women cry for no reason,” was all his dad could say.
The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.
Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, “God, why do women cry so easily?”

God said:
“When I made the woman she had to be special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort.
I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.
I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.
I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.
I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.
I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.
And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed.”
“You see my son,” said God, “the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides.”

 

Very funny & nice photo story… read it..

A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board, but there are only 4 parachutes….

The first passenger says:
“I am Ronaldo, the best football player in the world. The football world needs me, and I cannot die on my fans.”
He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane ”

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says:
“I am the wife of the former president of the United States; I am the senator of New York and I have a good chance of being president of the United States in the future.“
She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane

The third passenger, George W. Bush, says:
“I am the president of the United States of America. I have huge responsibilities in the world. Besides, I am the smartest president in the history of my country and can‘t shun the responsibility to my people by dying.“
He grabs a pack and jumps off the plane.

The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a young school boy:
“I am old. I have lived my life as a good person as a priest should and so I shall leave the last parachute to you; you have the rest of your life ahead of you.”

To this the little boy says:

“Don‘t fret old man…..

There is a parachute for each of us!

The smartest president of America took my schoolbag‚Ķ..”

Do you want some more proof to believe that he is the smartest president of america… then see the following photos …

We all know that if your blog/link is digged to first page, you get lot of trafic to your site. So now think about how much traffic your website gets, (ofcourse it all depends on quality of your article) if you sumbit your article or blog to all of these websites. See the following websites and some description from their ‘about’ page…

1. reddit
A source for what’s new and popular on the web — personalized for you. We want to democratize the traditional model by giving editorial control to the people who use the site, not those who run it. Your votes train a filter, so let reddit know what you liked and disliked, because you’ll begin to be recommended links filtered to your tastes. All of the content on reddit is from users who are rewarded for good submissions (and punished for bad ones) by their peers; you decide what appears on your front page and which submissions rise to fame or fall into obscurity.

2. shoutwire
Shoutwire is the latest community based internet news website. It allows the community rather than news editor to submit and review news content on the site. Every story on the site that makes it to the front page is due to the users of the site promoting the stories. Shoutwire incorporates a system of self-moderation and management which allows the community to remove bad or broken content.

3. slashdot
I think I no need to give any intro about this site…. This is big brother of all sites those are driven by user community…..

4. digstock
DigStock is a financial website that provides investors access to major financial news as well as user-submitted stories

5. newsvine
At Newsvine, you can read stories from established media organizations like the Associated Press as well as individual contributors from all around the world. Placement of stories is determined by a multitude of factors including freshness, popularity, and reputation. Contribution is open to all, and editorial judgement is in the hands of the community

6. tech-recipes
Originally developed as a computer cookbook, tech-recipes was brought online in October of 2003. Hundreds of thousands of visitors have received help from the over one thousand step-by-step tutorials found on the site. Most of these were authored by the large community of over two thousand users that have registered through the site.

ofcourse this is not the full list. There might be some very famous sites which we need to know. So please share your feedback and comments on this article and let me know the sites that you feel that I should include in this list.